A friend quit the company in May, and the epitomes of incompetence we have behind the glass room have still not found the time to send his PF forms to the concerned department. Another ode soon on the above episode. Hope reader fatigue is not setting in.

Scene- in the not so distant future.---

HR was worried about their lower bonuses,
Needed to save money, so they decided to stop the buses.

Employee’s inconvenience?? Oh that’s okay

Workers travel long distances in London, New York and Phuket.

Shuttle service was also discontinued,

Everything was fine as long as no one sued.

Plus this is India and not the United States,

Go to the courts if you want we have 100 like you waiting outside our gates.

You have the metro, the smart buses and the red tuk tuk.

We are not liable to provide transport, Don’t believe us? Refer to the employee handbook.

All we want is the work to get done,

And your cribbing only spoils our fun.

So do us a favor and stop this ranting.

Millions of people across the world are using public transport for commuting.

Saw a member of Corp affairs inducting new joinees…

She was rude to the core…so decided to dedicate to her this lore
The words in normal are what were said.
The word in Italics is what went inside her head.
“In the morning this is the register you need to sign”
Hope you miss it once or twice then we can carry out our evil designs
“This is where you all will swipe your access cards.”
I should have been walking on a ramp instead of walking with these retards.
“This is the research bay”
You guys will slog while I’ll make the hay.
Couldn’t hear more cause my work was calling.
But I find such behavior disgusting and appalling.